As part of her tour, Chrissie has shared with us a memorable Christmas experience - receiving a rather disappointing present. Read on for more...
By Chrissie Manby
A few years ago however, my dear friend Janet in Utah sent me the most hideous Christmas present imaginable. It was a 'handmade' patchwork waistcoat from an ‘artisan’ craft shop. Packaged in a recycled cardboard box (of course), lined with tissue paper that reminded me of the rough pink stuff we had in the loos at school, the waistcoat did indeed look very handmade. By someone with hooves instead of actual hands. Worse than that, it smelled as though it had been stitched together from old quilt covers that hadn't been cleaned since the corpse they covered was carted off to the mortuary and the bed-clothes were sent down to Oxfam. In fact, when my flat-mate walked into the house the day I received and opened the parcel, the first thing she said was 'what on earth is that terrible smell?'
Shutting the eco-friendly box and resealing it would not contain the waistcoat’s 'eau de second hand shop'. But it was obviously expensive – as handmade things always are - and I was sure my friend had thought long and hard before buying it. So, of course, I thanked her effusively. I got out a handmade note-card – the type that costs a pound more than an ordinary note-card because someone has pritt-sticked a chicken feather on the front – and I filled it with praise for the waistcoat’s loveliness. Totally original, I assured her. I will be thinking of you as I wear it on Christmas Day.
And then I put the waistcoat on E-bay.
You can sell anything on E-bay - I’m continually astonished by the amount of money people will spend on used shoes – so I wasn’t at all surprised when the waistcoat received a couple of bids. However, I was surprised to discover that, because I had thanked her so effusively, my dear friend Janet logged onto E-bay to look for an item by the same designer for my birthday. And that’s how she found out that I was flogging not just her Christmas present but the present she had sent me the Christmas before (a bracelet made out of old spoons)... Fortunately, she claims she found it quite funny and we are, incredibly, still friends. I suppose that's the spirit of Christmas for you. Or perhaps it’s just the generosity of Janet. This year, one of my New Year’s Resolutions is to try to be as open-hearted and forgiving as my pal.
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Author photo by Michael Pilkington.